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Thou shalt have a
good time.
Or else!
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Thou shalt obey the Bus
Hostess
Especially when we have to exit the bus into
traffic lanes.
Honey, you can wear road-kill, just don’t become
it!
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Thou shalt be
nice to each other
When some peroxide-impaired queen-wannabe
turns obnoxious, don’t slap her make-up to the
back of her head.
Call the Bus Hostess and let her do it!
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Thou shalt look out for
each other
Especially the Virgins, God love them! Help
them along and make sure they enjoy themselves,
advise them to pace their drinking as there is
nothing worse than a slobbery drunken make-up
mess!
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Thou shalt try to
keep the busy tidy
Please put your empty cans, trash and
discarded outfits in the trashcans on the bus.
If you don’t want your crap, no one else does
either.
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Thou shalt smile pretty
for the photographers
Remember these
pictures will be shown and available for you
later. The pictures become a part of the Pride
Bag Lady archives and are kept on file for years
and years!
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Thou shalt carry your
driver’s license or other ID at all times
This is to prove that you are
over 21 and will protect the bars and businesses
that so graciously support us!
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Thou shalt not
throw things off the bus
Especially each other!
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Thou shalt not
remove drinks from the bars
Again, to protect our gracious hosts!
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Thou shalt not carry,
use, or distribute illegal or controlled
substances.
This is to protect us, so that this grand
tradition doesn’t go up in smoke, so to speak!
